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Is drunk as fuck
merfology:

oh snap

merfology:

oh snap

fiftyshadesofgrey:

Ah, foreskin Friday!

fiftyshadesofgrey:

Ah, foreskin Friday!

pullmydaisy2:

Mouth.  THUD.

pullmydaisy2:

Mouth.  THUD.

candykizzes24:

no words needed at all here just….thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud

candykizzes24:

no words needed at all here just….thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud

The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.